Where Do Babies Come From?

Intro: Gbm E D Bm

Verse 1:
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Mommy, I've got a question. Mommy, I wanna know.
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Where do babies come from? Do they come from rainbows and love?
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Mommy Mommy tell me please, where do babies come from, really?

Chorus:
               Gbm
They come from boys who like to sit on their ass
               E
They come from girls who want to grow up too fast
               D
They come from screaming, fighting, make up xxx
               Bm
They come from little girls like yourself

Interlude: Gbm E

D            Bm
Little girls like yourself

Verse 2:
Gbm     E
Daddy, where do little babies come from?
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Daddy tells me they come from the sky, but never explains when I ask why
Gbm                                  E
Do they come from angels in love or do they come from demons and lust?
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Daddy daddy tell me please, where do babies come from really?

Chorus:
               Gbm
They come from boys who take things they don't own
               E
They come from girls who beg to be left alone
               D
They come from pleading, screaming no no no
               Bm
They're an accident from so long ago

Interlude -x2-: Gbm E D Bm

Verse 3:
       Gbm                      E
What a lovely little mess I've made
        D                   Bm
I throw milk at the walls in rage
    Gbm                        E                      D Bm
I'm just trying to forget the pa-in -dramatic pause-
-strum once-


Gbm
Mommy daddy, tell me please
E
Where do babies come from really?

Chorus:
               Gbm
They come from boys who like to sit on their ass
               E
They come from girls who want to grow up too fast
               D
They come from screaming, fighting, make up xxx
               Bm
They come from little girls like yourself
               Gbm
They come from boys who take things they don't own
               E
They come from girls who beg to be left alone
               D
They come from pleading, screaming no no no
               Bm
They're an accident from so long ago

-switch to one strum each chord-
               Gbm
They come from boys who like to sit on their ass
               E
They come from girls who want to grow up too fast
               D
They come from screaming, fighting, make up xxx
               Bm
They come from little girls like yourself
               Gbm
They come from boys
               E
They come from girls
     D
From screaming, fighting, make up xxx
               Bm
They come from little girls like yourself

Outro: Gbm E D Bm